Cribs are on sale at Target. Are you gonna get pregnant any time soon?– My mom
My Thoughts For The Past Few Weeks
The lingering question kept me up 2 AM, who do you love? I wonder ‘til I’m wide awake And now I’m pacing back and forth Wishing you were at my door I’d open up and you would say, “Hey, It was enchanting to meet you, All I know is I was enchanted to meet you.” This night is sparkling, don’t you let it go I’m wonderstruck, blushing all the...
Just Another Grenade Filled Saturday
I’m currently not allowed to leave my house because there are firefighters & cops all on my corner. Why? Turns out the guy living 2 houses down from me was storing ammo & grenades in his basement. Of course the cops are being overly dramatic claiming if we leave we’ll most likely blow up. Uh huh, sure. Just another Saturday in Flushing. (Yes Fran Drescher/The Nanny fans,...
The brain may take advice, but not the heart, and love, having no geography,...– Randolph (Other Voices, Other Rooms by Truman Capote)
D.R.U.G.S. Is No More, And Neither Is My Life →
D.R.U.G.S. (Destroy Rebuild Until God Shows) is no more. Just yesterday I was thinking how much I wanted a new album soon and how fucking fantastic they are live. I finally saw them on my 19th birthday (which just passed-January 21st, mark your calendars) and it was the best birthday ever. They’re better live than they are on the album and I’m really upset that I could only see them...
Newt Gingrich The Comedian →
The way this article is written made me think this could be a starting point towards a comedy movie about Newt Gingrich. Or just a comedy in general about a character loosely based on Newt Gingrich. I reread it thinking of it as a movie instead of real life and I’m still laughing. Ohhhhh Newt. You funny man you.
I don’t like the term ‘alcoholic’. I prefer...– My English Lit teacher
i will marry whoever buys me these shoes →
i’m a size 8 please and thank youuu
It isn’t that hard boy To like you Or love you I’d follow you down down down You’re unbelievable If you’re going crazy Just grab me And take me I’d follow you down down down Anywhere anywhere
I believe that love that is true and real, creates a respite from death. All...– Ernest Hemingway (Midnight In Paris)
When one man, for whatever reason has the opportunity to lead an extraordinary...– Jacques Cousteau