May 2011
April 2011
“Every time i see Lady Gaga i think of you and every time i see you i think of...”
– Chad
“Do not negotiate with terrorists or horses. They don’t like it.”
– Russell Brand
“Without fame my haircut just looks like a mental illness”
– Russell Brand
“Our toilets are so boring. Should i bedazzle them?”
– my mom
“Chelsea Handler:The way you’re looking at me right now makes me want to...”
“Bloomberg probably has a secret stash of Kinder eggs right next to his Four Loko...”
– “Anonymous” lmao
turkeltonstumble asked: DO I KNOW YOU?????
“At that time I thought “ethics” was just the place I’m from...”
– Russell Brand
