Every time i see Lady Gaga i think of you and every time i see you i think of...– Chad
Do not negotiate with terrorists or horses. They don’t like it.– Russell Brand
Without fame my haircut just looks like a mental illness– Russell Brand
Our toilets are so boring. Should i bedazzle them?– my mom
Chelsea Handler:The way you’re looking at me right now makes me want to...
Bloomberg probably has a secret stash of Kinder eggs right next to his Four Loko...– “Anonymous” lmao
turkeltonstumble asked: DO I KNOW YOU?????
At that time I thought “ethics” was just the place I’m from...– Russell Brand