I used to think I was the strangest person in the world but then I thought there...– Frida Kahlo (via allegorys)
thecapn: did you know that teachers are instructed to get in between two boys in an altercation and break their eye contact because boys will disengage once the immediate situation is interrupted but they’re instructed to like never ever get in between two girls in a fight because girls wont stop after they lose sight and will actively try to go through whatever’s in between them and teachers...
I can’t stop drinking the coffee. If I stop drinking the coffee, I stop with the...– Lorelai Gilmore (via sanfran66)
mycroft-holmes-approves: sodamnrelatable: Diet ideas: Eat whatever you want, and if anyone tries to lecture you about your weight, eat them too.
fasterfood: “jesus take the wheel!” i yell. jesus still refuses to accept my christmas gift. “i have no use for this wheel, my child” he says.
riseofthecommonwoodpile: remember how punk culture was supposed to be anti-elitist and then it morphed into this cesspool of elitist shits trying to decide who/what is and isn’t punk that’s some irony you can drizzle on a cake and eat that’s how rich it is
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